To use quotes from one of my favorite movies, Up:
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!
Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.